TRADE Jeep Liberty for YOUR Fat Bike

Jeep LIberty 2005 250,000 miles.
Very well maintained.
Has rust.
Everything works except TPMS.
Shifts well, 4x4 works well, transfer case shifts normally, NO engine noises.
Drives well at speed.
Yes, it has a lot of miles.
Yes, it has rust.
Yes, it has a tear in the driver's side leather seat.
Yes, the engine light and tpms lights are on.
the engine light has been on for years and my buddy, Who is the mechanic who serviced it for years says it indicates nothing.
The tpms light us on Because I replaced the rims with other rims and never synced the system.
I have a Chrysler mini Van and while it was family owned since new and religiously maintained this engine makes less noise than the mini van's engine.
$2500 or trade for mid-level FAT BIKE or what-have-you???? Please tell me what you have and we can go from there.
Thanks