Ever wanted to write and direct your own adult film... (SW Champaign Area)

Ever want to be the director, writer, and designer of your own adult film?? Well, we can offer close to the experience! We are an attractive and adventurous couple in our early 30's with experience performing in the real thing.
We are visiting C-U Area tonight and would love for someone to come down and be director for your own Private and Live show.
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Where YOU call the shots and we follow the script.
No touching or anything that would violate local laws.
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beyond that, use your imagination.
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anything goes.
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prices start at $500 per hour including a video souvenir you can take with you to remember the experience!